Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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