I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i need an iv and a liver transplant
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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