The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
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