There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
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Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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