God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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