glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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