Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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