thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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