I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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