Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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