How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Oh god it's open bar.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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