Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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