i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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