Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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