Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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