you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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