remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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