Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
She announced her abortion via fbk
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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