I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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