She is in my trunk
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
She made me pour olive oil on her.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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