Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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