She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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