I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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