Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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