I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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