thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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