I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
My vagina is officially offended.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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