Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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