If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
