Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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