come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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