Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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