I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
smell my finger.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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