I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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