ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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