You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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