Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
