Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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