In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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