we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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