Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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