how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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