Buhtt sex?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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