people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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