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no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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