normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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