Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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