Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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