he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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