I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I smell like Dick and happiness
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