She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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