yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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