HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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