the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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