kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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