yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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