I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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