i would punch a child for taco bell
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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