Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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